Posted 20:18 by Tycho

I need to get "My Parents Saved the Universe", or whatever its called.

Even if its just for the vaporization grenade part.

"How does it work?"

"Look at it."

" 'Pick me up.'...ARE YOU BLOODY SERIOUS?!? This is going to stop them?!"

"Without a doubt. Just pull the pin and set it down quickly, but WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T PICK IT UP!"

"I figured that out, nitwit! Ok, here goes" *Pulls pin and sets it down on the floor and they all run out the door*

*Evil Stormtrooper-esque people come in, with guns to the fore and search around*

"Sir, we found something! It...It says 'Pick me up'...well, ok, sir, I'm picki"---*he vaporizes into thin air*

*Next guy comes up* "Sir! It says 'Pick me"---*vaporizes*

"Sir! It says--"

"I know what it bloody says! Now pick the damned thing up!"

*Procession continues until two men left*

"Umm. Private. I think we may need reinforcements..."

"Calling them now, sir!"

"Ok, when you're done, do what it says and pick it up!"

Ok, fine, so its not that funny when I tell it. Its hilarious to watch. I must be humoretically disinclined (aka not funny! I prefer the "politically correct" term though, it doesn't make me feel "inadequate in the creating humor").