Posted 01:32 by Tycho

Cead Mile Failte!

"to keep a good diet u have to eat food with gan and milk it strong boner"

--actual Biology Midterm that was passed in to Cecil...this young gentleman received a 23 out of 104.

Yes, so today wasn't great. Woke up [first thing that went wrong], then went to class...ate shit [not literally]. Did some reading. Went to class [again]. Looked at the homework problem and learned that I needed a change of pants, along with a toy shovel to remove the slimoidal membrane that decided to inhabit my pants at that exact moment. That'll get done tomorrow.

I screwed around for most of today, then went to fight practice. I didn't want to go, but I forced myself to. Felt like shit for a little while [y'all know why], but then, I just said "screw it, why do I care?", then went off and enjoyed myself for the rest of the evening. My coolest move? Fighting against Seth, both of us have hand and a halfs [fighting him with that combo is just begging for death, it's pretty much guaranteed he'll kill you]. He gets my leg, so I hop/lunge, deflect a jab at my chest, and cleave his head, and his [late] block knocked the weapon out of my hands, and so I hit the ground rolling screaming "Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit!". Didn't know I had killed him just yet. Took an arrow that threaded through my bow [that was one FUCK of a shot, Dave...damn man...you're a modern day Robin Hood].

Then it was off to Denny's, where I took some time to memorize the "pi poem". I don't know why, but I can't remember more than two lines! Midnights so dreary, tired and weary/Silently pondering volumes extolling all by-now obsolete lore. Yeah, go me. Excellent.

Grabbed a bite of food. Mr. Amend decided it would be funny to put a packet of Equal and alot of pepper into my vanilla coke while I wasn't looking. Unfortunately for him, I thought it tasted pretty good. I should have taken the dollar he offered. Free money.

I also learned about a movie called "Lord of the G-Strings". That's very scary. Is it a halfling porno or something? With Gandalf and his big sword, making a "special" appearance? I don't know. Don't really want to know.

I don't want to type anymore, lest I get back to bad subjects. Good night.

Caboose: "Does it hurt?"

Tucker: "Not at all!"

Caboose: "Ok, here I come!"

*Caboose steps into the teleporter*

Church: "So, does it hurt for real?"

Tucker: "Oh yeah, bigtime!"

*Caboose reappears next to Church and Tucker*

Caboose: "OOWWWWIEEEESSS........" *turns to Tucker* "you lied to me!"