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Friday, January 16, 2004
THAR SHE BLOWS!!! 2 death threats so far today. Excellent. I love those. It lets me know just how much I'm loved in this world. I pride myself on that. Well, not really, I really do enjoy being alive, but I don't know why anyone would want to deprive me of the right to exist.
Ok, revised plans for today. First, got to track down my sufficiency advisor during her office hours. Second, confession is being offered at the Religious Center from 1500-1700 hours. I feel the need to go--I've got a great many things to get off my chest, for I am a sinner.
Then I MIGHT...stress MIGHT have time to lift, shower, eat, and get in touch with the gentleman who might give me a ride. If that falls through, though, I'll need some time to call someone else up and beg a ride from him, or, rather, from the guy that is picking him up.
Plus I need to shave. Can't go looking like a woolly mammoth, now, can I? [That's if I go.]
If everything falls through tonight, I can do what I usually do and hang out with my wicked awesome roommates [I'm not being sarcastic...they really do kick ass]. And then I could probably get ahead on that thermodynamics problem he assigned today.
"What's a freelancer?"
"A freelancer is a gun for hire. He's not red OR blue. He fights for the side that gives him the most money."
"Sort of like a mercenary?"
"Right. Or like your Mom, when the rent is due."
ZING! That's got to hurt, hehehe. Excellent.
DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU WANT TO READ A SHORT RANT/BITCHING SESSION. It was in my mind, and I needed to write it down to get it out of my head.
"If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;"
That is what my problem was. I had a dream, a sweet, intoxicating dream, one that I thought couldn't live without. But in the process, I made it my master, and therefore I got screwed up over it, because by making it my master, I let it dictate my life and how I feel, my mood, etc. I will do my best next round to not let my dream become my master, for all that does is bring pain and ruin, rather than happyness and delight. Hopefully all the ties and connections I broke during that episode will heal. I doubt it, but there is always hope, even during the darkest hours.
BITCHING IS OVER
Alright, enough of that tripe. Heh, tripe. I ordered that at a restaurant once. I didn't realize that it hadn't been cooked at all until the end of the meal. So, yeah, raw tripe and I, we really don't get along, he's a slimey little bastard he is. I should order it again at the restaurant at the end of the galaxy. Marvin and I can become drinking buddies!
Hey, at least Owen isn't making me jealous by getting 14 hours of sleep a day! I think he's actually been doing work! This is incredible!
Yeah, so that's my hourly update. I'm looking forward to Confession. Maybe once I'm absolved maybe everything won't weigh on me so heavily. Yeah, I take life too seriously, I need to kick back and relax. And get drunk. Yes. Very, very drunk. I want to see if I fall in love with a broom if I drink enough [like Rocko's dog]. That would solve all my problems. Yes. A one night stand with a broom. The good thing is that a broom can't reject me, very much unlike women, who take great pleasure in doing that [not really, I'm just a spaz]. MUAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA MY PLAN HAS MERIT!!!!!
Ugh...that just reminded me of something Owen said yesterday *shudders in disgust, has sudden urge to throw up*.
Alright, now for a political rant. My vote will most likely go to Bush next election. Why? I think the Democrats are currently retarded and are too busy circle-jerking or shoving their heads up their asses and skull fucking themselves to come up with a coherent party platform. For one, Dean is a radical, he is mobilizing the far-left with his speeches. For two, they bitch way too much about Bush, rather than actually proposing ways to fix things that are wrong. They say they will reduce the budget deficit. But you know how? By increasing spending on social welfare programs [big waste of money...I mean, they can't pay for food, but they can afford pimpin' cars and stereos, and don't bother to look for jobs?], and by gutting our military spending. Look, we're the world's superpower. Part of that is having an imposing military. Liberals are too damned idealist. MIGHT EQUALS RIGHT. You don't like it? Too fucking bad! That is how this world works!
Let's take an issue such as the war on Iraq, something many democrats find "illegal", "irrational", and "uncalled for". Unfortunately, the law was on our side. UN Resolution 1441 allowed the use of military force if Iraq didn't account for ALL of its NBC [nuclear, biological, chemical] weapon programs. It didn't. Case for war, right there. Not to mention 300+ Iraqi engagements of Coalition aircraft during the CEASE FIRE. Each one of those is an act of war. We KNOW he has had such weapons, in fact, the Democrats were all butt fucking each other in backing up Clinton's assertion that Iraq held WMDs and NBCs. But, as soon as Bush comes around, they do a complete 180 and go "NO!!! TH3R3 4R3 N0 W34PO|\|S OF M4SS D3STRUCTION!!!!! YOU ARE LYING! STOP LYING! THERE AREN'T ANY! THERE NEVER WERE!!!" Of course, they completely forget that just a little while before Bush came into office, they took it as a given that there were WMDs.
See, both political parties lie. It's a given. It's politics at its finest. It's just that the Republicans will pick your pocket and punch you, while the Democrats will put their arm around you, invite you for a small drink, and tell you all this fiction while picking your pocket, then they disappear once they've gotten what they wanted.
Hell, I might vote for Al Sharpton in the primaries just to boost his odds against Dean. Or maybe Gephardt. Heh. Maybe even Wesley Clark.
BAH, SO PISSED OFF AT RADICAL LEFTIST WANKERS!!! [Look, I don't dislike liberals, but when you're liberal to the point where you truely believe that the US is the Great Satan, and sympathize with Islamic terrorists killing off civilians, there is something mentally wrong with you. Well, there's something mentally wrong with me, too, but it doesn't have to do with idealism or politics.
Being at college sort of sucks, then, because there are more liberals than conservatives. And by "liberal", I mean commie bastards, not your run of the mill liberals which don't go around trying to convert you. Damned socialists. Go back to the fucking CCCP.
Ok, revised plans for today. First, got to track down my sufficiency advisor during her office hours. Second, confession is being offered at the Religious Center from 1500-1700 hours. I feel the need to go--I've got a great many things to get off my chest, for I am a sinner.
Then I MIGHT...stress MIGHT have time to lift, shower, eat, and get in touch with the gentleman who might give me a ride. If that falls through, though, I'll need some time to call someone else up and beg a ride from him, or, rather, from the guy that is picking him up.
Plus I need to shave. Can't go looking like a woolly mammoth, now, can I? [That's if I go.]
If everything falls through tonight, I can do what I usually do and hang out with my wicked awesome roommates [I'm not being sarcastic...they really do kick ass]. And then I could probably get ahead on that thermodynamics problem he assigned today.
"What's a freelancer?"
"A freelancer is a gun for hire. He's not red OR blue. He fights for the side that gives him the most money."
"Sort of like a mercenary?"
"Right. Or like your Mom, when the rent is due."
ZING! That's got to hurt, hehehe. Excellent.
DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU WANT TO READ A SHORT RANT/BITCHING SESSION. It was in my mind, and I needed to write it down to get it out of my head.
"If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;"
That is what my problem was. I had a dream, a sweet, intoxicating dream, one that I thought couldn't live without. But in the process, I made it my master, and therefore I got screwed up over it, because by making it my master, I let it dictate my life and how I feel, my mood, etc. I will do my best next round to not let my dream become my master, for all that does is bring pain and ruin, rather than happyness and delight. Hopefully all the ties and connections I broke during that episode will heal. I doubt it, but there is always hope, even during the darkest hours.
BITCHING IS OVER
Alright, enough of that tripe. Heh, tripe. I ordered that at a restaurant once. I didn't realize that it hadn't been cooked at all until the end of the meal. So, yeah, raw tripe and I, we really don't get along, he's a slimey little bastard he is. I should order it again at the restaurant at the end of the galaxy. Marvin and I can become drinking buddies!
Hey, at least Owen isn't making me jealous by getting 14 hours of sleep a day! I think he's actually been doing work! This is incredible!
Yeah, so that's my hourly update. I'm looking forward to Confession. Maybe once I'm absolved maybe everything won't weigh on me so heavily. Yeah, I take life too seriously, I need to kick back and relax. And get drunk. Yes. Very, very drunk. I want to see if I fall in love with a broom if I drink enough [like Rocko's dog]. That would solve all my problems. Yes. A one night stand with a broom. The good thing is that a broom can't reject me, very much unlike women, who take great pleasure in doing that [not really, I'm just a spaz]. MUAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA MY PLAN HAS MERIT!!!!!
Ugh...that just reminded me of something Owen said yesterday *shudders in disgust, has sudden urge to throw up*.
Alright, now for a political rant. My vote will most likely go to Bush next election. Why? I think the Democrats are currently retarded and are too busy circle-jerking or shoving their heads up their asses and skull fucking themselves to come up with a coherent party platform. For one, Dean is a radical, he is mobilizing the far-left with his speeches. For two, they bitch way too much about Bush, rather than actually proposing ways to fix things that are wrong. They say they will reduce the budget deficit. But you know how? By increasing spending on social welfare programs [big waste of money...I mean, they can't pay for food, but they can afford pimpin' cars and stereos, and don't bother to look for jobs?], and by gutting our military spending. Look, we're the world's superpower. Part of that is having an imposing military. Liberals are too damned idealist. MIGHT EQUALS RIGHT. You don't like it? Too fucking bad! That is how this world works!
Let's take an issue such as the war on Iraq, something many democrats find "illegal", "irrational", and "uncalled for". Unfortunately, the law was on our side. UN Resolution 1441 allowed the use of military force if Iraq didn't account for ALL of its NBC [nuclear, biological, chemical] weapon programs. It didn't. Case for war, right there. Not to mention 300+ Iraqi engagements of Coalition aircraft during the CEASE FIRE. Each one of those is an act of war. We KNOW he has had such weapons, in fact, the Democrats were all butt fucking each other in backing up Clinton's assertion that Iraq held WMDs and NBCs. But, as soon as Bush comes around, they do a complete 180 and go "NO!!! TH3R3 4R3 N0 W34PO|\|S OF M4SS D3STRUCTION!!!!! YOU ARE LYING! STOP LYING! THERE AREN'T ANY! THERE NEVER WERE!!!" Of course, they completely forget that just a little while before Bush came into office, they took it as a given that there were WMDs.
See, both political parties lie. It's a given. It's politics at its finest. It's just that the Republicans will pick your pocket and punch you, while the Democrats will put their arm around you, invite you for a small drink, and tell you all this fiction while picking your pocket, then they disappear once they've gotten what they wanted.
Hell, I might vote for Al Sharpton in the primaries just to boost his odds against Dean. Or maybe Gephardt. Heh. Maybe even Wesley Clark.
BAH, SO PISSED OFF AT RADICAL LEFTIST WANKERS!!! [Look, I don't dislike liberals, but when you're liberal to the point where you truely believe that the US is the Great Satan, and sympathize with Islamic terrorists killing off civilians, there is something mentally wrong with you. Well, there's something mentally wrong with me, too, but it doesn't have to do with idealism or politics.
Being at college sort of sucks, then, because there are more liberals than conservatives. And by "liberal", I mean commie bastards, not your run of the mill liberals which don't go around trying to convert you. Damned socialists. Go back to the fucking CCCP.
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