Posted 15:23 by Tycho

Yes, since the last posting was wicked depressing, I'm going to make up for it now by typing up a little snippet from Red vs. Blue [I know, they're not funny just reading them. Therefore you should be inspired to watch it and realize just how hilarious it is.]

Sarge: "I've always believed in you, Simmons.

Simmons:"Actually, sir, it's Grif you should thank. He did all the work."

Sarge:"Grif?"

Simmons:"Yessir."

Sarge: "Why in HELL would you EVER give anyone CPR for a bullet wound to the head?"

Grif: *sigh* "You're welcome, sir."

Sarge: "Not only that, but it's damned inconsistent! What if they stabbed me in the toe? What would you do? Rub my neck with aloe vera?!?"

Sarge: "Hey, Grif! I think I feel an aneurism coming on, how 'bout you give me one of them therapeutic mas-sages."