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Tuesday, February 10, 2004
Doc: "So...do they put something in the water here?"
Grif: "Water? Oh, we ran out of water about six months ago!"
Doc: "Uh huh...so what do you guys drink?"
Grif: "Oh, you know: ketchup, soy sauce gravy, the usual!"
Sarge: "I only drink the blood of my enemies!...............and the occasional strawberry Yoohoo.................sometimes enjoy a sex on the beach.........oooh...and a little bit of that pina colada"
I'm still wondering why Grif gave Sarge CPR for a bullet wound in the head...no wonder no one likes him...not even the Doc!
Ok, I must apologize for my rantings against those who have leftist leanings...it's only because I lean to the right a bit ["bit" meaning "tilting over and falling"]. Just because I hate your political ideology does not mean I hate you. Or your family [who will be killed for your political leanings...but that's just a minor detail], etc. Just make fun of the fact that a Republican somehow got the nickname "Frenchy". That usually will shut me up.
So...why are there trees lining the streets of Paris? So the Germans can march in the shade!
How many armored divisions does it take to defend France? I don't know, it's never been done before!
Why do French tanks have five gears in reverse and one gear in forward? In case they get attacked from behind!
Ok, enough French jokes...they're lame and underhanded, not to mention very childish. Unfortunately for them, that does not take away from their truthfulness.
I have also been extremely aggessive and "angry" the past couple days, and that was commented on last night by several people. I'm sorry. I don't know what has been going on with me lately. Stress? Probably not. Don't know what it is. I will make sure never to go off at the hilt like that again.
Just got back from talking with my sufficiency advisor...I FINALLY DID SOMETHING RIGHT!!! [the first time 'round, too!!!] I'm pretty excited about that, because usually I do it ass-backwards or from some weird lateral direction.
She gave me a list of movies that I might want to watch that are related to my project, and I'm going to look for them shortly.
I am going to waste away for the rest of the day taking notes and going to meetings...and eating lead for part of it, I'm sure, if my roommate convinces me to play Rainbow Six again. I am the only man on the face of this planet that can take 24 .45 caliber bullets and still remain standing. Of course, this is a game. Please do not try that at home. I promise bad things will happen.
Meeting Claudio at 9:30 tonight to do our thermodynamics homework...and my roommate told me that he got some weird answer [I was pretty freaked out after I heard it]. And after that we'll probably watch the rest of "The Mummy Returns" and hang out at the campus center or something with John, Max, Sarah, and Jeff or whomever is there. Hopefully get some pool in, too...I need to practice before my next match.
Ok, this post is just plain weird...I'll come back later when I don't feel like weirodishnessly strange.
Grif: "Water? Oh, we ran out of water about six months ago!"
Doc: "Uh huh...so what do you guys drink?"
Grif: "Oh, you know: ketchup, soy sauce gravy, the usual!"
Sarge: "I only drink the blood of my enemies!...............and the occasional strawberry Yoohoo.................sometimes enjoy a sex on the beach.........oooh...and a little bit of that pina colada"
I'm still wondering why Grif gave Sarge CPR for a bullet wound in the head...no wonder no one likes him...not even the Doc!
Ok, I must apologize for my rantings against those who have leftist leanings...it's only because I lean to the right a bit ["bit" meaning "tilting over and falling"]. Just because I hate your political ideology does not mean I hate you. Or your family [who will be killed for your political leanings...but that's just a minor detail], etc. Just make fun of the fact that a Republican somehow got the nickname "Frenchy". That usually will shut me up.
So...why are there trees lining the streets of Paris? So the Germans can march in the shade!
How many armored divisions does it take to defend France? I don't know, it's never been done before!
Why do French tanks have five gears in reverse and one gear in forward? In case they get attacked from behind!
Ok, enough French jokes...they're lame and underhanded, not to mention very childish. Unfortunately for them, that does not take away from their truthfulness.
I have also been extremely aggessive and "angry" the past couple days, and that was commented on last night by several people. I'm sorry. I don't know what has been going on with me lately. Stress? Probably not. Don't know what it is. I will make sure never to go off at the hilt like that again.
Just got back from talking with my sufficiency advisor...I FINALLY DID SOMETHING RIGHT!!! [the first time 'round, too!!!] I'm pretty excited about that, because usually I do it ass-backwards or from some weird lateral direction.
She gave me a list of movies that I might want to watch that are related to my project, and I'm going to look for them shortly.
I am going to waste away for the rest of the day taking notes and going to meetings...and eating lead for part of it, I'm sure, if my roommate convinces me to play Rainbow Six again. I am the only man on the face of this planet that can take 24 .45 caliber bullets and still remain standing. Of course, this is a game. Please do not try that at home. I promise bad things will happen.
Meeting Claudio at 9:30 tonight to do our thermodynamics homework...and my roommate told me that he got some weird answer [I was pretty freaked out after I heard it]. And after that we'll probably watch the rest of "The Mummy Returns" and hang out at the campus center or something with John, Max, Sarah, and Jeff or whomever is there. Hopefully get some pool in, too...I need to practice before my next match.
Ok, this post is just plain weird...I'll come back later when I don't feel like weirodishnessly strange.
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