Posted 17:51 by Tycho

Today has been an ok day.

Went to cognitive thinking. Class: "good morning!"

Professor: "I like to have sex! This is what I use for contraceptives! I like having sex! Bush is bad! Rush Limbaugh sucks! Comrade Stalin and Lenin were right! Capitalism is the wrong way to go! I like to have sex! Here are the different positions my wife and I use! I smoke alot of weed illegally! Sex! Weed! Sex! Comrades, up in arms against the evil axis of Imperialism!"

Hey, buddy. Might = Right. Suck it. And I learned that I'm a liberal the other day [took a political quiz the other day to pinpoint what I am...just left of center, but extremely authoritarian].

So it was class as usual. I need to learn how to not feel the urge to punch him. Ugh. Maybe he'll learn to fall on a knife as efficiently as the NASA scientist that asked me to transport him somewhere. One can only hope.

We're men, manly men! We're men in tights! Thats when I remember to wear pants, that is.

From class I went to the campus center and talked to Chad for a bit...he's a really good artist...should do that on the side in addition to his current job. Caught Claudio there, as well, and I'm meeting him later to do the thermo homework with him. I am willing to work until 11:30 on it [starting at 9:30]. After that: fuck it. 2 hours of BS homework is too much for me at this point. I'm tired.

Then it was off to thermodynamics, where the professor said alot of words, but whatever he was saying went like "and with the compressor blah blah blah blah gibberish blah i babbling off randomly". Aie-Carumba!

Then I went to my sufficiency meeting with my advisor. Learned that my paper is worthy of a B right now, but with a little bit of polishing, would be quite easy to turn into an A.

Felt bad about not being able to accompany someone to Chopper, so I down there after the meeting and caught up with them and hung out with them until about 5, which we when I had a meeting with a project group for cognitive thinking.

Here is the summary of our meeting:

1. S.P.A.N.C. is a very VERY disturbing club [Students and Parents for whatever]. Basically it's a club where everyone gets together and jerks off. Or, thats what the poster said [the picture was of a guy with tissues in one hand, and his other hand down his boxers]. We concluded that our psych professor must be the faculty advisor to the club.

2. Psych professor is a sex freak. He's like 45. Everytime he opens his mouth you know it's going to be saying something about his sex life, or something about sex.

3. Psych professor is a fucking communist bastard. I hate communist bastards.

4. Cell phones cause cancer.

5. Cell phones blow up gas stations.

6. Therefore, cancer blows up gas stations.

7. Housing Lottery sucks because it turns friends into bitter enemies.

8. Housing Lottery fisted all of us up the interior regions of our anal cavities.

9. This project sucks. Let's bullshit it like we have every other project because our professor is Communist and doesn't give a flying fuck. And neither do we.

Yes, as you can see, we have a very high level of respect for our psychology professor.

I want to play Halo. Escape Velocity. Something. Time to put on some pants!