Tycho

Tuesday, February 10, 2004


Tucker: "I am NOT playing with your dongle..."

Yeah, Episode 23 of Red vs. Blue rocked...and Grif, somehow, is still alive, and everyone still hates him [even Dufrayne/Doc!].

Ok, some major beefs about this morning. My roommate's alarm went off, and off and off and off and off...took him something like 15 minutes to turn it off...then the other one gets up and starts slurping away on his infected and highly dangerous Worcester tap water [we all swear that's why he's always so damn sick], and taps on his desk incessantly. Therefore, I miss out on an hour of much much much needed sleep [didn't get in until about 0240 hours this morning].

Whatever, complaining generally doesn't fix things. Russ and I are still in our housing fix...not a good situation...our only saving grace will be if we get a relatively good lottery number.

Right, and my psych professor is a sexually-crazed old dirty leftist commie bastard. Today was a very VERY disturbing day in class. I wish I had gone with my earlier idea of skipping it for some extra sleep. If he feels the need to share, he can make a porno and make a profit from it, but please spare my ears, because I don't want nor need to hear it.

See, some people think I hate liberals. This is very untrue. I hate liberals who go "HELP! HELP! I'M BEING REPRESSED!" and protest about how Bush is slaughtering helpless babies and eating them [hell, it's only a modest proposal to try and curb hunger in the US...don't you people have ANY sense of perspective?!?].

Ha! A Modest Proposal! I made a funny!

In fact, I hate all politicians...they're all lying sacks of shit that were born and raised for some major pole-polishing followed by backstabbing their friends. Picking a president is like picking the least bad one of the bunch. The whole lot of them are ass-kissing fucktards who wouldn't know how to lead even if they were granted the gift of being extremely charismatic. What a bunch of idiots. Yes, I am currently politically disillusioned.

I only dislike communists more than those people, because in Soviet Russia, you don't eat babies, babies eat YOU! Speaking about the CCCP, I hear the new movie "Miracle" [1980 Winter Olympics] is exceptionally good.

Simmons: "Ok, on three...One.."

Grif: "Wait! On three? Or three and then we go?"

Simmons: "On three. It's ALWAYS faster on three!"

Grif: "Ok, on three."

Simmons: "One..."

*Grif runs away*: "Oh shit oh shit oh shit!

Simmons: "Two...Three! *turns* Oh, you backstabbing cockbite!"

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