Posted 00:00 by Tycho

I am a card-carrying, certified FUCKING RETARD!

Embossed with a screwdriver! At the frame shop! No one checks those things!

That was an amusing hour. I've been working on this one math expression for the last hour...I KNOW it HAS to be correct. So I'm fixin' and fixin' and it won't get fixed. I go ask Russ, who had run into the same problem. He said something along the lines of take a while, and just look at it...you're going to feel retarded after you figure it out. Half an hour later...WOO HOO! Yeah, I forgot about that subtraction thingie that was supposed to happen...

GET TO WORK.

GO TO SLEEP.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Bon matin!

Edit: I didn't even finish todays assignment...*goes crazy*...wait...always was crazy...*go absolutely batshit insano-uber-Matt*...that's better!

Hitman: "You seem pretty cool for a guy about to take a bullet."

Bruce Willis: "After fucking your mother last night, I'll take two!"