Tycho

Thursday, March 25, 2004


I have a confession to make.

I admit that I am a member of ("Peaple Eating Tasty Animals"), which is not to be confused with PETA ("People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals").

Giving children meat is child abuse!...according to goveg.com or .org or whatever the hell it is. My parents abused me :-(. Now I'm psychologically deficient due to their feeding me meat. I think I'm going to sue them now.

Where the fuck can I find a lawyer? Oh right. I'll just go to Hell. Plenty of 'em there. Getting out is a problem, though.

Edit: I am currently leading the polls in the "Pants Party" competition. Now, all I have to do is contract hits out on my opposition and the mystery box will be mine ALL MINE YOU HEAR ME MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE.

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